olfactory orgasm

ok, so I'm a perfume whore
I have bottles of perfume and am using it all at once n am itching to get a couple more
oh so membazir i know but mcm dh buhsan ngn current perfume
pdhal tak smpai separuh botol je yg tgh guna sekarang neh

anyway, apart from perfume for self
I also have a thing for homme line ups
like right now, I am sniffing of Calvin Klein Euphoria for Men
terus turned on n hilang stress okeh
ngahahahahahaha

so I like my men to smell pleasant, nothing wrong kan?
*note: pleasant, not like botol perfume pecah ok?!*
and i like them to do a bit of manscaping as well
not fair wat, u want us to look pretty n smell nice tp anda itu?
plus, no harm in being a bit metrosexual

funny to think in animal kingdom
the male species are the one with colours and pretty pattern and the female are the blergh ones
and why do u think birds spend so much time grooming their feathers?
or the peacock showing off their pretty tails?
in human kingdom terbalik pulak yer?

ok, enuf crapping for the day
side effects of studying the brain makes u go cuckoo

back to sniffing
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*koya*